Well, let's see what we´ve got in this thing.
Hot dogs, beans, napkins ...oh wine!...
... coke, ...
... apples, ...
... 3 sandwiches, you pig...
Thank you dear, I love you too.
Oh, what's this?
Looks like skipping stones.
Oh those are arrowheads, I found those right outside the front door.
You know this whole area used to be Indian territory?
Come on to the picnic Shelly.
We might as well live like Injuns as long as we're up here.
These Indians don't go on picnics.Come on!
Would you be quiet, I got her just where I want her.
Seven spaces in front of Boardwalk.
Okay, but you're missing out on a good time.Come on!
Well, we're coming to have fun and all she wants to do is play Monopoly.
Don't worry about it.
Hey.
I'm going to teach you something interesting.
See this one? -Yes.
... this is part of a hunting arrow, okay?
And this used to fit on a larger spear for hunting bigger game like you know...deer.
How come you know so much about Indians?
I'm an old boy scout.
It's my duty to know!
Besides, I grew up in this area, you know I...
It's all I ever heard was Indian legends and stories... you know, the whole bit.
You want to know something interesting?
For a change, you mean?
You know this place we're staying?
It used be part of an old indian burial ground.
Very sacred and holy.
Ooh, scary!
Well, is it cursed or something?
Yeah.
As a matter of fact, it is.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
You're only cursed by the evil spirits if you violate the graves of the dead...
... we're just going to be eating hot dogs.
Besides, I'm there to protect you.
You?
Yeah.
You're going to protect me? Yeah!
Hey!
Help me build a fire for the hot dogs... why don't you see if you can find some wood.-Okay.
God ...
... this stuff must be 200 years old!
Here's your firewood.
That's as far as I go!
Ellen, look at this! What is it?
It's an old Indian dagger.
God, it's in perfect shape.
Oh my!
What's it doing here?
Well, as far as I know ...
... when the medicine man of a tribe died, ...
... they used to bury one of his possessions with him...
... so he could have it in his next life.
Oh, you mean we're having a picnic over somebody's dead body?
Yeah, but all that's left now is Tinga.
The Indian spirit of the woods ...
... who watches over and protects the medecine man's grave for all eternity.
Oh hold me, I'm scared!
Go directly to jail, do not pass...Fuckin'...
Damn it, I hate this game!
Oh really? Because you're losing now.
Oh, I'm sure. This game is for fat old spastic people that don't know any better...
... I can't do any damn thing. I hate this lousy game.
Well, 20 minutes ago you didn't think so.
Yeah, well that was different either... That was different.
And why was that different?
I was winning.
Bruce?
Bruce, where are you?
Bruce!
Bruce has gone back to the cottage without me.
Who's there?
Scotty? Scotty? Scotty, is that you?
Please, who's there?
Answer me!
Scotty!
Scotty! Shelly! Open the door!
Open up!
Sorry, I locked her out. Yeah, Jeez.
Oh God. Who the...
I guess you should get the door. Yeah...
Alright, alright!
He's dead, he's dead! Who's dead? Bruce?
I saw him ...
... he was on the ground ... he was all cut up.
Oh God. Are you sure it was Bruce? Did you see his face?
I was sleeping... Ok, slow down. ...And I woke up and then I started running...
Alright here's some coffee ... See if you can make any sense out of her, I can't...
It's ok Ellen, you were having a nightmare... you could've been completely!
Alright, listen. Maybe Bruce is hurt. I'm going to go outside and look for him.
I want you to take care of her. Be careful. I'll be back. You be careful.
Let's go in the kitchen and get something to eat ...
... then we'll get changed, then I'll bet you in 30 seconds ...
... Bruce and Scotty will come through the door laughing their heads off...
Don't worry about it.
Bruce!
Where are they?
They should be back by now!
Well, they're probably rounding up the picnic basket and the blanket... that's all.
Bruce!
Hey, there's some food on the stove.
Now you wait here, I'm going to take a look myself.
No, please! Don't go out there.
I'm just going to step outside ...
... and shine the light into the woods.
I won't go far.
Join us!
Oh, my God!
He's coming! He's coming, Scotty!
Scotty, please, Scotty!!
Please, Scotty!
Scotty, please!
Please, Scotty!
Scotty!
What have I done?
I saw.
Quick, ... , cellar ...
... gun! Hurry.
You got to get the gun! The gun!
You have violated the ancient ways!
... and so must die ...
to join...
Join us!
Die!
Bruce, Bruce...
Shelly ...
Let's go on a picnic ...
Scotty ...
and Shelly ...
You got anything good?...
We'll go on a picnic...